"Here be dragon clichés..." by Richard Sexsmith

Harold and Malcolm aren't knights. Nor are they dragonslayers. But they do like to pretend that they are...

In a series of misadventures the two half-brothers / charlatans find themselves trying to live up to the stories that they've been telling about themselves. Unfortunately that means trying to kill a real dragon, instead of just pretending that they do.

When things go sideways with these two ne'er-do-wells, as it usually does, can Harold and Malcolm find the means (and the clichés) to stay alive and get the job done?

"Here be dragon clichés..." is a Comedic Fantasy by Richard Sexsmith.

WARNING - This story contains a lot of literary clichés... about dragons and other fantasy tropes. There's so many clichés your head might explode. The author takes zero responsibility for anyone whose head explodes. Or anyone who dies from laughter. Or any other means of death which is both hilarious and tragic. You've been warned!

CONTAINS MATURE HUMOUR.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Richard Sexsmith is a self-published author in Toronto, Canada who writes science fiction, fantasy, Shakespearean fiction, erotic fiction, and satire. He primarily publish short stories and novellas, typically available as ebooks and audiobooks. Sexsmith's books are available via Amazon Kindle, Audible, Waterstones and similar websites.